I probably didn’t mean to send you that post, I just hate tumblr mobile.
I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain
(via allsonargent)
Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
(via skoulsons)
winedrunk steve,,,,
he would look so good with a wine glass and a cigarette, ultimate bitchy steve
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
(via anotsogingerdoctor)
grox:
Somebody statistically is lost in a cave system rn and theyre doomed and going psychotic in the dark rn just wishing theyd be at home but they will die tonight and I am drunk in my house watching nostalgia critoc the wall
(via hell-hole-system)


